I’m Josh Litton, a writer of satire and
purveyor of sustainable bullshit.

I’ve also got a REALLY BIG SECRET that I’m dying to share with you…

I know from personal experience that this secret will change your life.

Before I discovered this secret, I was going nowhere…fast.

On the verge of a nervous breakdown, I didn’t have the life I wanted.

I was about ready to throw in the towel–but that’s when a miracle happened.

Or maybe it wasn’t a miracle. Psychologists say that when you’re ready for something, that thing makes its appearance.

Turns out the psychologists were right…

Because waiting for me right there at rock bottom was a game changer, ONE BIG SECRET that changed my life and helped me get the life I wanted. And it will do the same for you.

I was no longer sinking. I was floating to the top of my personal and professional life.

This amazing secret works LIKE MAGIC.

So what’s my secret? What am I dying to tell you?

Let me give you a hint….

This secret can be boiled down to one word, a word you hear all the time, a word that you’ve heard so often, in fact, you might think it’s just a cliche.

The word is attitude.

This one little word holds the seed of the rest of your life. The attitude you plant today is the harvest you reap tomorrow. Your attitude, in other words, determines your destiny.

If you want to change your life, you must first change your attitude.

The thing that’s keeping you from the life you want is a bad attitude.

In other words, if you don’t have the life you want, it’s because you have the wrong attitude.

Simple enough. But what kind of attitude should you have? And how can you change your attitude? Have no fear, because my secret will answer both of those questions.

Sounds simple, right? You bet! Maybe too simple? No way!

No catch, no gimmick, no fine print. Read my lips: if you can read, you can get and use my secret.

Before I say anything else, I need to tell you the bad news.

The bad news is that, while this unusual secret is POWERFUL, and works quickly and easily, if you want to buy this secret, it will cost you at least a million dollars.

Let that sink in: a million dollars.

If you want to buy my secret, that’s what it will cost.

But the good news is that you don’t have to buy this miracle secret, because right now I’m giving it away to you absolutely free.

So give it a try,
There’s nothing to buy.
And your attitude might
Just go sky high!

My friends tell me I’m crazy for giving away a million dollar idea. They told me to sell, sell, sell!

What can I say: I’m a sucker for your success.

Call me crazy, but…

I know you need it, and I want you to have it.

Josh Litton

Defeat Boredom

Watch it melt away

Slay Anxiety

Worried? Nervous? Hitting the lithium hard? Not for long!

Wink at death

Welcome the grim reaper with open arms

Smirk at Trouble

Trouble is a word the meaning of which you can’t remember

Laugh at Poverty

You will fear no poverty, for that’s not how you roll

Take actionable steps against people you’ve always known were idiots

Finally, a way to deal with the people who need to be dealt with

Conquer Old Age

Because old is the new sexy

Scoff at Sickness

That cough? It’s you clearing your throat before receiving the GREATEST HUMAN IN THE UNIVERSE award

Stop Caring

About things that don’t matter

Nuke Mediocrity

No longer will you loaf in limbo between greatness and oblivion

Give me your best email address, and I will send you my secret game changer, straight to your inbox

Plus you will be the first to know about all the LATEST STUFF in the Josh Litton Universe! Here’s to you and your success!

I’m On A Mission

My mission is to create honest to God satire that will help you change your attitude so that you can get the life you want. Join me in my universe to get started now on the journey of a lifetime and to find out the answer to the question, What’s my big secret? Find out when you join my universe.

Ready…Set…

If you’re not ready to sign up for my one big secret just yet, here are some other great ways to GET STARTED NOW in the Josh Litton Universe!

Check out Josh Litton’s Blog

The most practical blog in the universe. I want to help YOU keep Floating to the Top of your personal and professional life with fresh actionable steps, found only on my blog.

Peruse Josh Litton’s Universe of Books

From the outrageous to the absurd to the probably true, take a look at my universe of books, available exclusively through Amazon.

Learn more about Josh Litton

Here you can learn more about me, my origin story, and my universe.

Check out these reviews from satisfied Customers

“Public speaking always scared me. After I got Josh’s secret GAME CHANGER, I found the confidence I needed to deliver a speech entitled Dewey Decimal: Twenty First Century and Beyond. My boss laughed at me when I told him about my idea—but later when he heard me speak! Thanks, Josh!”
Shondra Uptarshin
Card Catalog Archivist
“I used to think I was a failure. I’m 39, have been a telemarketer for twenty years, and still live with mom and dad. With Josh’s GAME CHANGER, I started my own business teaching other guys like me how to play the system and live at home forever. I’m now the best perpetually adolescent adult I know.”
Zach Emerson
Dreamer

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